Thank god for random people on the internet with time to do things like this

Worth the watch

A Dad films his daughter taking selfies

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For a moment, I thought I could see someone in the woods, watching. A pasty white man with a laptop named Mark. Mark wants me to rejoin Facebook because Aura and Kevin and Jordan will miss me. But they won’t miss me, because I am already with them. And Mark isn’t invited.
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Next time you see an actual product video, remember this one.

Wikipedia really has their shit together.

mandokamuscular:

The thing. The thing for David. David’s thing.

(this post was reblogged from scorpioncrosslocks)

I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

(this post was reblogged from gayforjesus)

Firestarter without Music

I want to believe

I want to believe

(this post was reblogged from memewhore)