For a moment, I thought I could see someone in the woods, watching. A pasty white man with a laptop named Mark. Mark wants me to rejoin Facebook because Aura and Kevin and Jordan will miss me. But they won’t miss me, because I am already with them. And Mark isn’t invited.
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Next time you see an actual product video, remember this one.

Wikipedia really has their shit together.

mandokamuscular:

The thing. The thing for David. David’s thing.

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I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

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Firestarter without Music

I want to believe

I want to believe

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dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

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%# (Fuck your hashtag)

That is absolutely the most appropriate thumbnail for that story.

It is understood the senator brought in a replica of a pipe bomb, not an actual pipe bomb.

Liberal senator Bill Heffernan brandishes ‘pipe bomb’ to make point on Parliament security

This quote probably should have been the opening line of the story. If not the headline

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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